AwesomeSauce's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[::Alien Attack::]

Pretty easy...

All I had to do was move left to right while holding down space and I could kill them all in a spray shot. Pretty fun for a few minutes. Not blam-worthy.

Teh-Daza responds:

Ah, but u didn't make it far enough! it gets harder till u get to to level 15 the try and say it!

[Toilet Quest]

What the fuck?!

What the fuck are all of these people talking about?! How the hell could this game be any longer?! It's fucking Toilet Quest! What more did you guys expect out of a game called Toilet Quest?! What other possibilities are there for a game about using the bathroom? Anyway, fun game. Geez people, get some imagination.

[MI v1.0]

What the hell?

What the hell does that last guy mean? "The music doesn't exactly fit"?! It Aqua Teen!

Dark-Juggalo88 responds:

idk, hes just some random retard...he also thought u play as a carrot >.< hope u liked the game..

[Alien Hominid]

9 lives remaining baby!

I just beat the game with 9 lives remaining! But I won't stop until I beat it with 10. I'll give it another go after school!

[Undead Apocalypse (beta)]

Don't submit betas!

Thats what NGmag is for, but overall nice effort i guess, since it passed...

Camillo responds:

aww I’m sure its a crying shame but don’t exclaim at me, I’m sorry to have inflicted such a grievous fate on you. "nice effort" you sanctimonious bastard, it's a better effort than “trick or treat?”. Graphics 4 what the fuck, Interactivity 2 Style 1... lets take a look at the submission "Trick or Treat?" by JustinBalden hmm i appear to be controlling a scraggly drawn pumpkin thing, around a level of poorly animated grass and with some exceptionally dubious hit-test code... great game that. I rate 0, too bad it already passed. Oh and Sapphires, what groundbreaking complexity you showcase in that submission. How about don’t tell me what to do... and give me shit ratings just because you have something up your ass. Ok. Thanks for your time.

[Whack Your Boss]

Hahaha!

your art style and humor never ceases to amaze me! Another favorite!

[Space-Racers]

Good, but...

It needs a countdown boy, a countdown! Its kind of annoying to press the start button and the race automatically starts without any warning, other than that it was pretty solid. Keep it up.

[WW2 Soldier 3D Mission 1]

Pee-hole you dumb fuck!

You can't "steal" history! It's impossible, history doesn't belong to one man or company, it is not an original idea - therefor, Medal of Honor; no matter how awesome it is, apperantly, if you are right, stole its ideas from them real men who fought on D-day. Dumbass... good game!

[Bleach Tumbler]

hahaha.

I defocate blue crayons! Beat that one!!

[Monster Mash 2]

Nice!

The only problem I can see is the mouse was a little non-responsive.